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he's an alchemist and he's okay.. he works all night and he sleeps all day! he dresses up in womens clothes,and hangs around in bars! HAH!!

dear vic. i effing love you.

and your yoda voice.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9Y8Vu…

i think its about time to change my icon. hoenheim's WTF face is getting annoying.
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1. [x] You have choked on water before.

2. [x] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [x] You have walked into a door.

4. [x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5. [x] You have walked into a wall.

6. [x] You have fallen going UP the stairs.

7. [ ] You have jumped off stairs and hit your head on whatever was above them.

8. [ ] You have been electrocuted by a light-switch or an outlet.

9. [x] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10.[x] Right after a commercial comes on you forgot the show you were watching.

11.[x] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12.[x] You sometimes don't understand sayings / jokes, and it takes a long time to figure them out.

14.[x] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15.[x] You've worn something backwards / inside out the whole day without knowing.

16.[ ] you have stuck a fork / knife in a toaster before.

17.[x] You have played with fire.

18.[x] You've tripped over your own shoelace.

19.[x] You didn't even notice there wasn't a number 13 in this quiz

20. [x] You just checked to see if there wasn't a number 13




So how retarded are you??

0% - 0/20 x's
5% - 1/20 x's
10% - 2/20 x's
15% - 3/20 x's
20% - 4/20 x's
25% - 5/20 x's
30% - 6/20 x's
35% - 7/20 x's
40% - 8/20 x's
45% - 9/20 x's
50% - 10/20 x's
55% - 11/20 x's
60% - 12/20 x's
65% - 13/20 x's
70% - 14/20 x's
75% - 15/20 x's
80% - 16/20 x's
85% - 17/20 x's
90% - 18/20 x's
95% - 19/20 x's
100% - 20/20 x's

i am 80% retarded

go figure.
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thank YOU :iconcrazedfmafan:

What first comes to mind when you first hear the following words?

Axe: crazy
Chainsaw: massacre
Dog: inuchan
Cat: meganeko
Crow: caw caw
Television:  productions
Plastic: or paper?
Metal: Ed
Fire: Mustang
Water: swim
Pigeon: poison
Pie: omnomnom
Blood: gore
Death: family guy
Bunnies: honey-sempai
Flowers: ouran
Sun: beach
Frilly pink dress: ranka  

What first comes to mind when you first hear the following adjective?

Hot: boys
Cold: days
Wet: Mustang
Fried:  2 Lt Ross
Funny: people
Sad: hughes
Forlorn: dumps
Happy: sickly
Hyper: active
Depressed: emo
Bouncy: ... erm...
Stiff:  ... erm...
Stretchy: rubbber bands!
Wobbly:  weebles
Dark: Knight
Bright: Nekozawa

What first comes to mind when you hear the following verbs?

Jump: up
Walk: faster
Run: to the store
Drink: soda
Fight: her
Rant: Dr. Cox
Complement: Compliment
Sit: down now
Stand: alone
Spin: my head right round, right round...
Call: cats
Whistle: meow
Ask: dot come
Beg: ging you for mercy... why won't you release me..
Give: take
Take: force
Slash: yaoi

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and thats it?
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theft? why! i'd never!

okay, i stole it from :iconcrazedfmafan:

i'm addicted to these things, i swear.

Favourite Colour?
[] Red = loud
[x] Green = stupid
[] None = freaky beast
[] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[] Yellow = innocent
[] Purple = a little too happy
[] Black = emo
[] Stripes = funny
[] Gray = skanky
[] Pink = preppy
[] Light blue = sweaty
[] Other = hot
[] White = sexy

What kind of bottom half are you wearing?
[] Shorts = cutie
[] Skirt/skort = skank
[] Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[] Skinny jeans = scene kid
[] Ripped jeans = emo
[] Cammo = cage fighter
[] Jeans = prep
[] Cargo = clown
[] Sweats = athlete
[x] Boxers = brat
[] Booty shorts = female
[] Capris = Gangster
[] Nothing = hoe
[] Dickies = weirdo
[] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[] Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?
[] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[] Blonde = with a broken heart
[] Black = with a sexy smile
[] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[] Red = that likes to have fun
[x] Brown = who loves to be different
[] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[] Bald = with herpes
[] Other = with a nice ass

Pick the month you were born on:
[] 1 = who ate
[] 2 = who needed
[] 3 = who killed (I-I've never killed anyone D: )
[] 4 = who shot
[] 5 = who killed - :iconexcorsistplz:
[] 6 = who smoked with
[] 7 = who farted on
[] 8 = who ran shirtless with
[] 9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[x] 10 = who cuddled with
[] 11 = who slept with
[] 12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
[] 01 = a french fry
[] 02 = a dog
[] 03 = a shoe
[] 04 = a toothbrush
[] 05 = Santa Claus
[] 06 = The Trojan man (Trojan? Like the condoms?)
[] 07 = Barny the dinosaur
[] 08 = a prostitute
[] 09 = a porn star
[] 10 = a bag of weed
[] 11 = a lover
[] 12 = a glass of milk
[] 13 = a horse
[] 14 = a lesbian
[] 15 = a stripper
[] 16 = a pickle
[] 17 = a jew
[] 18 = a homo
[] 19 = an orange
[] 20 = a dildo
[] 21 = a homeless guy
[] 22 = a whore
[] 23 = my crush
[] 24 = an easter egg
[] 25 = a jar of honey
[] 26 = a condom
[] 27 = a bowl of cereal
[] 28 = the kool-aid man
[] 29 = Micheal Jackson
[] 30 = Paris Hilton
[x] 31 = YOUR MOM

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[] White = because I love marijuana
[x] Black = because im sexy as hell
[] Pink = because the naked cowboy told me to
[] Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs (FFF I'm an A cup -_- Riku, my boobs are so not bigger than yours. xD)
[] Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[] Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[] Purple = because I'm gay
[] Gray = because I got dared
[] Other = because that's how I roll
[] Green = because I'm good in bed
[] Orange = because I smoke crack
[] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[] Brown = because I had to
[] Shirtless = because I've got abs

i'm a ... stupid brat who loves to be different who cuddled with YOUR MOM because im sexy as hell? cool i guess...
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so here's a new one! stolen from :iconlizlovessora:

Pick eight characters.  They can be original, fandom, or a mix.


1. Kyoya Ootori!
2. Charlotte Kakubo!
3. Ed Elric? Yes!
4. Bard! from Kuroshitsuji!
5. Sokka, from TLA. The original animated one. NOT Jackson Rathbone
6. Draco Malfoy!
7. uhm... Fang!
8. Oh, and Fai Flourite.



1. Pick any character. If that one fell in love with you, how would you react?
oh god oh god oh god... Sokka. no, Fai! no, Iggy! wait, was he even on the list?


2. So you're playing your favorite video game and SUDDENLY, TWO AND FIVE SHOW UP. What do you do!?
Charlie: Dude, you're play Call of Duty?
Sokka: Dude! Scoot over! Gimmie that controller!
Me: Sokka. Dude. You have a ponytail. What would you know about war?
Sokka: It's a Warriors Wolf tail! Just give me the controller.
Charlie: Whatevs. You got any food in here?
Me: rolls eyes

3. Make Eight wear something he/she/it would NEVER wear EVAR.*
... make Fai wear something he wouldn't... hm. that's kinda hard... maybe gangster garb?

4. Oh boy! One found a treasure chest! (Da da da daaaa!) But wait--there's nothing in it!
Kyoya is not a happy camper.

5. Three and Four just found out that Two has a Ph.D. in Horribleness. Is this good or bad news?
Charlie: ... MUAHAHAHA! I'M NOT EVEN IN YOUR UNIVERSE!
Bard: er.. you're like, five two. you're not intimidating..
Charlie: YOU WANNA BET, COOK GUY!?
Ed: SHORT PEOPLE ROCK!
Me: *facepalm*

6. Seven wants to publish a book. What is it about?
dude, Fang can barely spell, let alone get a hole book published.

7. For some reason, Six really hates Seven's book. Why?
Draco hates everything.

8. Five found PILLS HERE!
awkward....

9. Pick two random characters. They are roleplaying families. Who's the mom and who's the dad?
Charlie and Kyoya, because they hate eachother's guts. Charlie's the daddy.

Kyoya: Charlie, why did you agree to this?
Charlie: Because I already called dibbs on the daddy.
Kyoya: *headdesk*

10. Eight now has to choose a weapon in an improvised battle, but it cannot be a 'traditional weapon' such as swords, shields, bombs, guns, etc. Quick! What's the first thing he/she picks up?
Nothing. He dodges all of the blows and eventually tires his attackers out, landing a fatal blow to the forhead.

11. Three decides to break out into song, but there's a catch. It's the first song that you think of! What's that song?
Ed: i am really special cuz there's only one of me! lookat my face its so damn happy! other people are jealous of me!
me: Suuuruure you are Ed
Ed: i cant do this, man, I'm not happy.

12. If Two could be any actor/actress in a TV show/play/movie (either your or their decision), who would he/she be and would they do a good job?
Charlotte would be an amazing actress.

13. One found a stash of chocolate! Is he/she gonna share?
i didn't know kyoya ate chocolate...?
Kyoya: I do. And i'm not sharing. *evil laugh*

14. Bitch! Someone stole Four's favorite pair of shoes! Who is he/she gonna smack for that (even if that person didn't commit the crime)?
How dare someone touch Bard's combat boots! GRAA! FFEEL THE WRATH OF THE FLAME THROWER!

15. Do you think you can recreate Seven on the Sims? If you don't know/play the Sims, then do you think you can recreate Seven on a character creator game?
Maybe.. minus teh wings, of course...

16. Six and Seven are holding a grudge against Eight for some reason. What is that reason?
Draco: You're such a goodie two shoes! Blond men are supposed to be evil! Represent!
Fang: ...
Fai: Well, i like being good. so there.
Draco: What a wuss of a wizard.
Fai: Well, whatever you say.
Fang: ...
Fai: Mr. Fang, you remind me a lot of Kurgy-pu.
Fang: ... That's cool.

17. Someone shows up on your doorstep, asking for usage of the bathroom. It happens to be Three. Do you let her/him in or slam the door in his/her face?
Ed: Erm.. hai. Can I use you're.. erm.. facilities?
Me: What's in it for me?
Ed: Well... erm.. the satisfaction of having helped a person in need?
Me: I need more than that.
Ed: Well, erm.. how about... I give you this pocket lint?
Me: You're really not picking up on this, are you?
Ed: Wait, wait! Erm... how about... i can say the night?
Me: Is that a question?
Ed: Should I just ask next door?
Me: Maybe.
*SLAM*

18. Pick three random characters this time! They have to cooperate to save the planet from ... man-eating plants? How are they going to do it!?
245
Well, Charlie could... trip over them?
Bard can use his trusty dusty flamethrower....
aaand Sokka can use his watertribe boomerang?

19. Eight and Five are suddenly put on stage to either perform a skit or dance and sing. What do they do?

Sokka: Well... hai? *blinded by stage lights*
Fai: *just stands there*
Sokka: Well... erm... what exactly should we do. i don't even know you... do i?
Fai: No.
Sokka: Well that's cool.
Fai: *waves a staff around to seem awesome*
Sokka:*pretends to do spirit powers*

20. One is begging for attention! What do you throw at them to make him/her shut up (regardless if you like him/her or not)?
Kyoya: Lookit me. I'm doing math and pushing up my glasses all sexy-like and stuff!
Me: *kiss*
Kyoya: ...
Me: Now will you please S.T.F.U?
Charlie: *not amused*

21. Two gains the sudden need to GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF. Quick! What does Four do to stop him/her?
Bard: I know we're not in the same era. or even the same reality. but dude. don't jump.
Charlie: If i jump off a cliff, those damned ginger dopplegangers and that crazy french blond will stop bugging the hell outa me.
Bard: Well... if you see it that way..
Charlie: You're supposed to make me not jump you doucher!
Bard: Well, i fyou wanna jump than jump! I'm not making you do otherwise! It's just really cold down there. You'd die on contact. Die of the frostbite before you can drown.
Charlie: STOP QUOTING THE TITANIC! how did you even see that? you're from like 1899!
Bard: ... Just get down.
Charlie: Okay.

22. Aw, Three is writing a love letter to someone. Hey, you get to see who he/she is writing to. Who is this lucky/not-so-lucky person?
My dearest Winry..
ME: DUDE. are you saying what you're righting?
Ed: Erm... no?
Me: DUDE. 0.o

23. Four wants to say something random, despite his/her will. What does he/she blurt out? How does Seven react to that?


BARD: BUTTERD TOAST!
Fang: er... Okay?
Bard: No idea what that was about.
Fang: That's cool.

25. It's the last question of the quiz! Gather all eight characters and have them say a final word to this torture--I mean, wonderful adventure of a quiz!

Kyoya Ootori: We hate your face!
Charlotte Kakubo: We're out of money!
Ed Elric: WE'LL SEE YOU SOON!
Bard: Yep. Lucky lucky flamethrower. *pats on hand*
Sokka: Was I even in here?
Draco Malfoy: Mudbloods.
Fang: I can fly?
Fai Flourite: Tootles!
Mokano: BYE!
Me: mokano! You're not even in this meme!
Mokano: Mokano is now!
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